HEALTH FOOD VS. JUNK FOOD THE MINI SERIES
PART ONE / AS TOLD BY ROCCO
It is like a scene out of West side story, The Healthy Veggies and fruit were hanging around on a hot summer night just waiting for some donuts to walk across their turf; It's summer. Schools out, that means the school cafeterias are closed, the donuts will have to roll out of the bakery on 9th and hightail across the school yard. The Veggies and fruits, however, will be waiting. They begin to sing.: When you come from a seed, you're a seed, from your first hit of weed to your, last rotten day.
They dance around and shake like the characters in the Fruit of the Loom commercial.
Suddenly! They stop. The night is split open by the whole food sign that gives this fair city light. In the distance is a glazed donut rolling with swagger down the street. Then a tall cruller joins him, all bronzed and sugared, followed by a Boston cream....and last was a pink strawberry swirl that looked gentrified even with a bite taken out of him , By the ruggedness of fingerprints along his midsection you could tell where he's been ' a survivor .. This is going to get ugly. The veggies are steaming and the fruits want to get into some body's face.
No one is backing down ...... strawberry swirl flipped a sprinkle and all hell broke loose.
They dance around and shake like the characters in the Fruit of the Loom commercial.
Suddenly! They stop. The night is split open by the whole food sign that gives this fair city light. In the distance is a glazed donut rolling with swagger down the street. Then a tall cruller joins him, all bronzed and sugared, followed by a Boston cream....and last was a pink strawberry swirl that looked gentrified even with a bite taken out of him , By the ruggedness of fingerprints along his midsection you could tell where he's been ' a survivor .. This is going to get ugly. The veggies are steaming and the fruits want to get into some body's face.
No one is backing down ...... strawberry swirl flipped a sprinkle and all hell broke loose.
The junk food won't leave this half baked they call in muscle from local fast food and burger joints.
HEALTH FOOD VS. JUNK FOOD PART TWO
CLASH OF THE STIPENDS.
( THE BIG PAYBACK)
It is a hot summer night and the backyards alleys and empty parking lots are like a dense forest waiting for a heavy rain. There is steam coming up from the streets ...like an oven that's ready to blow. From out of the doorway comes an avocados voice pleading .."Del , don't go out tonight"! but she knew he was already gone It was in his pimento eyes...
Meanwhile in the back of the candy store; behind a shelf of packaged fast food and processed cheeses, the junk food hatched their plan. They were going to get the veggies. Fruit juice was going to bleed from the dumpsters tonight. A few whoppers with cheese came in from the burger joint and white castle showed up with some 99 cent fries. 40-ounce beverages were weeping and soft drinks were bringing ice. a jelly roll reached into a Dominos bag and pulled out a pizza slicer.. it was round and shiny reflecting the faces of the gang from its surface.... a cherry Danish cried out! ”Not that, you promised ...no hardware Maraschino” !.
CLASH OF THE STIPENDS.
( THE BIG PAYBACK)
It is a hot summer night and the backyards alleys and empty parking lots are like a dense forest waiting for a heavy rain. There is steam coming up from the streets ...like an oven that's ready to blow. From out of the doorway comes an avocados voice pleading .."
Meanwhile in the back of the candy store; behind a shelf of packaged fast food and processed cheeses, the junk food hatched their plan. They were going to get the veggies. Fruit juice was going to bleed from the dumpsters tonight. A few whoppers with cheese came in from the burger joint and white castle showed up with some 99 cent fries. 40-ounce beverages were weeping and soft drinks were bringing ice. a jelly roll reached into a Dominos bag and pulled out a pizza slicer.. it was round and shiny reflecting the faces of the gang from its surface.... a cherry Danish cried out! ”Not that, you promised ...no hardware Maraschino” !.
” Something will be sliced!” Maraschino fired back.” This is war after all.. a stupid war. Over sugar and carbohydrates, thinness and clear arteries...but who is to say who is in and who is out of the body politic”? Cup cake maybe you better get back on the shelf. Get out now if you are not deep fried enough for this. Tonight Val Kyrie
ANOTHER HOT SUMMER AND ANOTHER DUMPSTER DRIVE BY IN THE NAKED CITY.
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